Downloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on again